Look, I will state it categorically and without hesitation: I love my vagina. In one of those lists they ask you to write about what your top, most favourite body parts are, I would have to write:
1. Vagina
2. Eyes
3. Hair
4. And so on…
Though, frankly, after ‘eyes’ anything not directly related to the senses wouldn’t mean much to me. (‘Lips and tongue’ for tasting, sucking and licking as opposed to ‘my smile’ etc etc.)
My vagina and I have had some good times together. I reckon our grand relationship really comes down to the fact that because I look after her and pay her attention she gives me all manner of fantastic orgasms. And this pleases me.
Except, I’ve recently come to realise that she’s been withholding on one major punani pleasure. The piece d’resistance of orgasms. The Holy Grail of orgasms.
No. Not the g-spot, a-spot or u-spot. Those are all so last season.
I’m talking about female ejaculation. Once considered a mythological tale akin to that of the Yeti and the US moon landing, shejaculation is The Next Big Thing of women’s sex topics. Read more…
oh how do you gush my lovely I love how the first two comments on the column are like ‘oh that topic’s just so passé we (or my lovers) gush ALL the time. yawn.’
funny.
for the rest of us mortals…
‘Amrita’ is Sanskrit for ‘elixir of immortality’ or ‘divine nectar’ and refers to female ejaculate which is considered to be both mystical and powerfully healing.
i get lots of mails for info about g-spots etc etc and i’ll write up a full ‘orgasm points’ post soon… for now, pics…
although this pic shows the organs as separate. they’re really not… so it looks kinda like this:
which is why, if you pop your finger in like so…
you’ll probably feel a rough little patch where your g-spot, or g-area, is and because the bladder’s so right there, it’s probably why you might feel the need to pee when you start giving your g some loving…every woman is different though so…
oh and the skeens gland, where they think the fluid might be coming from and which i talk about in the column as ‘draining’ from a point near the urethra, like so:
so. there you have it then. anyway. can’t chat. long overdue article. editor. breathing. down. neck. argh.
Vet Interesting! Thank you
March 3, 2011 at 8:41 am
Hi, I’m so glad you have brought this topic up. Years ago, before I had children, I could have joined the Squirting Olympics. I only discovered my new found talent after my divorce (eat your heart out ex husband).
When I first squirted, I thought I’d had an accident during my naughty session, and was Oh so blushing. But then it happened again and again etc. Then I realized, WOW, this is something else. It was so intense, there could be world war three going on outside, but I was unable to move. It was quite something – almost an outer body experience. I love it. Eventually it got to the point where my whole bed would be totally soaked. I learned how to even do it on my own, which was awesome. I didn’t want to have to rely on someone else.
Then I had my first child, and I could still do it, but not with the same volume and not every time. My vagina had a mind of her own, and I could no longer control when I wanted it to happen.
Then I had my second child. And now, my talent is almost non existent. I have the odd small little squirt, but no longer the gushing projectile mass that I previously enjoyed.
I really miss what I had.
My question is…… does have kids or having a C-section twice interfere with this. Maybe it’s psychological or something, maybe I’m putting too much pressure on myself to perform.
Don’t get me wrong, I still love and enjoy love making, and my husband is fantastic at it and we have an extremely healthy sex life, which I’m quite proud of. Too often I have friends that say they’ve lost their drive, but funny, since hitting my 30′s, my drive has increased 10 fold. And I love it.
I just want my gush back. Any words of wisdom for me.
Thanks
June 21, 2012 at 10:40 am
oh my gosh, i have NO idea about the biology of what happens to the vagina that would stop you gushing after birth … however, i would imagine that having a c-section would make it more a mental thing maybe, cos it’s not like anything has technically changed with your physiology down below, like it would with vaginal childbirth. but. i’m no dr phil…
still, i think it’s awesome that you have such great sex with yourself and your partner … and i agree, as i’ve gotten older my sex drive has just increased.
ultimately you and your vagina seem happy so why fuss. if the squirt returns then awesome, until then maybe don’t be putting so much pressure on her to perform :)
June 21, 2012 at 11:01 am