i hate to say it but this week’s postsecret is LAAAAMMME. where’s the murder, the torture, the lurid fantasies, the cheating, the cruelty, the regret, the unrequited love??
so i go to postrejects to get a small kick there and… NOTHING. dude’s closing the site down cos he can’t think of anything lame anymore
and can’t compete with postsecret for that.
nevertheless, i’ve never posted from postrejects, so here’re some i really like.
last night i dreamt @jeanbarker and i met ryan seacrest (i heart him just by the way) and she told him that i came from bellville and i was like, what the fuck man, why’d you go and tell him THAT now.
when i woke up i realised i still kind of cringe at it in real life also.
when i was in school we had no fokof and jack parow and die antwoord. bellville was zef and zef was not fucking cool. so i still have a moment when someone asks me where did you grow up where i footnote the answer ‘bellville’ with ‘but on the right side of the N1 ha ha ha ha’.
fuck that shit. i’m over it.
and just FYI.
TYGERVALLY and WILLOUGHFUCKINGWANNABEBRIDGE IS IN FUCKING BELLVILLE. so is the craphole EDWARD STREET. so. you know. there. deal.