so in my week of moan, we’ll just stick with middle america and the type of people who’d follow cindy jacobs, shovel mcdonalds into their garps and shop at walmart.
for every time you’ve wish to be a baby again – the adult onesie: the forever lazy. with zips on the side and front for when you need to pee pee or poo poo (we’re not QUITE at the wearing nappies stage… manufacturers are waiting to blow that baby out the water for the christmas season)…
watch the video for a laugh. seriously. you can’t make this shit up. for at least 1 minute 59 seconds i thought this was a joke. but by the time the ad ended at 2:01, i knew that the places where grown people wear onesies is where dignity goes to die.
and people got their knickers in a knot when wall-e portrayed ‘obesity in a negative light‘ (for shame slate!).
size zeros are as terrifying frankly. but if there’s any middle-ground to be reached, onesies won’t get us there.
actually though, they might be right up cindy jacobs’ alley. if you NEVER want to have sex with your partner again, or would like to watch the slow and embarrassing demise of your pride, sexuality and youth, get a forever lazy.
That is so wrong!
January 13, 2011 at 10:35 am
he`s and hers….
January 13, 2011 at 11:03 am
I donno. I could dig it. Don't judge me.
January 13, 2011 at 7:05 pm
Did she just say "Zippers front & back for great escapes!" ? #FAIL
January 16, 2011 at 2:33 pm
It looks really comfy and warm. I wouldn’t wear it in front of anyone I’d like to shag though.
August 17, 2012 at 10:15 am
Wow……. Stupid people do as stupid people do….
August 17, 2012 at 10:16 am