crazy people
Air Sex: Would you EVER?!
Fancy yourself as a bit of an exhibitionist? Want to simulate your sexploits in front of an audience? Then this, dear friends, will definitely thrill you! Enter the Air Sex World Championships. While you can’t exactly rock out with your cock out (contestants are expected to remain fully clothed) you can mimic just about everything [...]
love in the time of jacking off on facebook
‘i’m jacking off to you girl; girl i swear it’s true, i’m jacking off to you…’ LOL i challenge you to watch that to the end. I’m not sure what’s more disturbing: that he looks stoned enough for this to be real (don’t think it is) or that he’s clearly fond of doing the five [...]
vagina and penis astrology
the german sent me a link to probably one of the oddest sites i’ve been to in a while. the page translates roughly, but apparently madame olshewski’s family’s been doing ‘genital reading’ for centuries to predict future events and aid in making difficult decisions. she says it’s a technique that ‘came over the centuries more [...]
peni, enlargers, home porn and a (almost working) poll
so. #thedotspot finally got sponsored. which, you know, is awesome. and all. just that, well, maybe a condom or lube or sex store or lingerie sponsorship would’ve been more … i dunno … more ‘me’ or something … more ‘dotspotty’. or something? instead we got a penis enlarging device company, called mensedge. yup. all very [...]
i have nothing to say … but this
#thatisall . . . . . . . except that i think john galliano is really funny looking. i spent some time today just looking at pages and pages of images of him, trying to pinpoint what i think is so weird, so lynchian, so bizarre about the way this man looks. his features are [...]
forever fucked up
so in my week of moan, we’ll just stick with middle america and the type of people who’d follow cindy jacobs, shovel mcdonalds into their garps and shop at walmart. for every time you’ve wish to be a baby again – the adult onesie: the forever lazy. with zips on the side and front for [...]
reader comments to cringe by
so this was from an old column that got reposted about teens having sex. anyway, this is the one that really made me wtf loud and hard. Donnie 4/12/2010 8:27:02 AM Maybe Dorothy doesnt know or care about many tragedies plagues our society. For example a well to do morther was planning to emigrate with [...]
Mugabe the Moron
i LOVE alliteration. like, monkey-brain mugabe, moronic mugabe, monstrous mugabe, maniacle, madhatter mugabe, syphilus-ridden, crazy-mutherfucker, retarded, spawn of Beelzebub Mugabe… oh wait, ok, that last one doesn’t fit, but you get my meaning. the king of crazies dropped some gems in his bid to lure investment back to zimbabwe: “It’s not every white farm which [...]
will the real dorothy black please stand up
sweet. i love reader comments. especially when they try to google ‘dorothy black’ to put a face to the whorish minx who insists on selling her soul to the devil. this was one from the lastest column: ‘Google Dorothy Black. The results set the tone for a totally different approach in my response. No wonder [...]
The Caruso Kid
i love this gofugyourself. i think it’s hysterical. HYSTERICAL. reading through a few pieces to brighten my first day at work, i came across a wonderful line about David Caruso: ‘…the man whose career won’t die no matter how hard he or anyone else tries to throttle it, and who is now thriving like all [...]
