Sex Toy Reviews

Lelo Tiani

Looking for a couples sex toy? Dorothy Black pits the Lelo Tiani against the new We-Vibe III First impressions Lelo products are considered ‘ultra premium’, but I’ve always found their designs a little trying. Nevertheless, when they brought out their answer to the We-Vibe, the world’s first proper in-sexy-time couple’s vibrator, and added a swooshy [...]

Yooo

First impressions Look. I’m going to be honest. I take my sex toy fun seriously. Don’t give me vibrating duckies and shit that lights up like a disco ball. It doesn’t have to mimic the mighty peen, but I certainly don’t want it looking like something a Teletubby pulled out its arse. Which is exactly [...]

vaginal balls

Usually if I put objects other than a tampon into my vagina it’s for pleasure. In other words, I can be certain of an orgasm sometime in the very near future. So when I sat watching Uta, a soft-spoken teacher and practitioner of Taoist sexual arts, tell a small group of women at whet about [...]

Anal play toys

Getting through a booty bucket list can be far more challenging than you’d imagine. Especially when it comes to ticking off adventures in anal sex. As a newbie it’s not something I’m likely to suggest to my unsuspecting beau on our second date (soooo, would you be open to deflowering my sphincter later tonight … [...]

We-Vibe Touch

First impressions I love little external vibes and when a new one comes out I get super excited. Even more so if they’re produced by big houses like We-Vibe. While I wasn’t as enamoured as the rest of the world with the couples-orientated We-Vibe II, I was curious about what the new little tongue-shaped (what [...]

jessica rabbit

First impressions First impressions? Not great. To be fair though, I think I had cultural issues with the rabbit from its Sex and the City days. All I had in my mind’s eye was Samantha squealing about this large, ugly freak show of a vibrator that had all the finesse of an American sitcom in [...]

STR :: Gipsy

First impressions There is nothing, but nothing, discreet about the Gipsy. Although it might not look like a penis per se, it is large and play-dough purple and comes in a bright yellow and purple box that screams ‘PENETRATIVE SEX TOY!!’. From the HUGE image of the vibe with three curious yellow pulsars and big [...]

bcurious

First impressions My first introduction to the bcurious was when Cath from Whet held the tip of the little black darling to my hip bone (where you should be testing your vibes, not the tip of your nose) and set the vibe to no. 4. A deep, velvety thuck thuck thuck brrrrrr escalated in waves [...]

We-Vibe II

First impressions I was literally busting at the gut to try the We-Vibe. After all the hype and hoo-hah about what a revolutionary product this is I was like a kid in a candy store when I met marina to choose my next product for review. I want I want I want I wantitwantiwantiwantiwannaiwanna ah [...]

the tantra chair

as i mentioned in the post the great sexpo snore i have a new crush – the tantra chair. here are some pictures to illustrate why… come drool with me… i don’t know so much about tantra, but i just keep thinking, fuck those are some awesome back bends (yoga AND sexercise) and how COMFY. [...]