the funny
postsecret pic of the week :: the rapture
dumbass. so, not surprisingly, it turns out the 69% who went out on a limb with the ‘rapture is a pile of horseshit’ vote were right. although, as only, like, 5 000 people were to be airlifted to heaven i can’t imagine we’d even notice if they left. thought these rapture pics tweetered by @idale [...]
Business time, baby
fucking LARF – this is really funny. flight of the concords does a little modern-day, IRL barry whitean hey baby, baby… two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven… much HYSTERICS (thanks sparky!)
Life explained by graphs
so. after the big return to blogging last week, i was convinced i’d be back with a bang. instead, i spent the weekend on a roadtrip and then came back to a tummy bug from hell. so now, fevered and clammy, tummy grumbling and head spinning, i’m finding it difficult to do much else [...]
vajazzle! NSFW
ag. this is old, but i haven’t posted anything about it and these blinkly peens and vaginas are sitting on my desktop demanding to be made public to those who’ve not yet heard of the wonder of vajazzling : The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes. apparently not [...]
buscemeyes
sparky sent this to me just now. chicks with steve buscemi eyes? who thinks this shit up? what kinda drugs are you smoking guy? nevertheless. it’s pretty genius. it’s like facebombing but more labour intensive. checkit> (i think she looks better with crow eyes > clickety click) see more buscemeyes here [clickety click]. [...]
facebook friends on star trek
fucking hysterics if you ask me. genius how this was put together. oh well. hope your weekend was good. i spent today snoozing and reading, reading and snoozing, with some lovely lazy sex in between. (why is in between not one word? ditto by product. i’ve made byproduct one word in my editing. so there. [...]
roses are red
jeez i am so fucking over this week. over. it. and and AND AND i am not going to do anything on, about, regarding,referring to, in light of or touching on valentine’s day. i don’t give a shit. i would like to, but every other blogger as mooshed on about it enough today already and [...]
marcel the shell with shoes on
kyknoord sent this to me the other day. he’s a funny guy. sometimes. my fave line: i also have shoes and a face…so…i like that about myself… happy friday funny plums dot xx
