the funny

ned calls the gay and lesbian

got this from sparky this morning. warning: it is VERY UN-PC AND STEREOTYPES THE GAY AND LESBIAN COMMUNITY but — as he said — i DARE you not to split sides laughing ned is like south africa’s whackhead simpson dude, except much funnier. google ‘ned calls’ for more of his fabulousness…

suicide bunnies

so i must admit that this week was a big GRUMP. not to say that i’m not delightful and a charm to be around when i’m experiencing a GRUMP. it’s just that i tend to want to nap more. and snap more… (5 minutes later… i tried to get all suess but it didn’t work… [...]

those crazy christians

so i’m on a bit of a pluck with religion this week it seems. its an easy target and i’m too lazy in brain and busy with other things to fight it. anyway. twitter sent this clip of cindy jacobs, a prophet of the lord jesus christ and a ‘general’ of her ministry ‘generals international’ [...]

i love lamp

in case you needed a wednesday funny. Steve Carell as Brick Tamland in the anchorman (just one of the funniest movies in the whole world), herewith… the best of brick

a dylan moran funny

this makes me laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh. and because it’s the season to be giving, i thought it might make you laugh also. so, here you go… i what to have babies with dylan moran’s humour.

finally. the big time.

be still my beating heart. kyknoord‘s listed moi for a bronze award on his list of ‘not totally kak blogs’. fuck you.

postsecret pic of the week

postsecret i like this one. it reminds me of @samwilson1 ‘s blog page background. vodka, lighters, milk, ice cream. priorities, people… sometimes what i like about the postsecret postcards is that when you save the pic the name of the pic includes little embedded secrets, like more info about the card or web links. like [...]

the great sexpo snore

so. among the many many many reasons i need more time is that if i don’t blog shit immediately it drops down on the list of priorities. and no matter how cool the stuff i want to blog about, it falls somewhere way below napping, eating and drinking wine. so. finally. forthwith and to whit… [...]

our own private regretsy

so. i’m going to make fun of someone’s artwork now, but before i do, let it just be said – a kind of disclaimer really – that i KNOW i have a penchant for shell hangings, but they are NOT the same as this… that’s a lot of abalone shells. i can’t figure if i [...]

Mr Movember Face Update

last week i introduced to you my Mr Face of Movember: Sparky. heres the update filling out a bit neh? hope it grows big and bushy so we can laugh at him. not that i need an excuse (which brings me to the question is ANYONE getting the ‘mo’ and ‘chop’ plus arrows double ahn-than-dres? [...]