words
oh how i adore an ode to me
i must admit i’ve enjoyed a wide range of love letters – notes written in blood to songs recorded promising endless fidelity and pages of poems to drawings drawed. but, *sigh*, for the past year or so there’s been a bit of a dry spell. until recently, when for shits and giggles and a bit [...]
monday and other boring thoughts
plums. look i’m not going to lie. i woke up in a very bad, bad mood. it was foul. it was black. it was not a pretty thing. maybe it’s cos i watched paranormal activity before a snippet of bad boy bubby (godDAMN the CAT man) before going to sleep. or maybe it was because [...]
spanks, simpletons and sluts
Labushka sent this to me. sick sick sick. she’s my kinda girl. Speaking of spanks, The Dom Father is in Cape Town and has requested an audience tonight.just for coffee. the first actual meeting. i’m a little more hesitant about the whole thing. especially since i’ve been getting good lovin’ all round and not in [...]
Let’s get dirty talking…
Dorothy Black says that stringing together a sentence of well-chosen, well-delivered filth gets most people hotter than a whore in hell One of my most sexual experiences involved my ears. It was a wintry Saturday afternoon, and while I painted in a cramped makeshift studio, my lover sat on the floor and read to me [...]
speed dating and backronyms
so yes, my plums, i was going to go speed dating tonight. but it was cancelled. I am not amused. though, it will be closer to my next deadline so it’ll be fresher in my mind. in other news, did you know that you get a backronym?backronym: n a reverse acronym, a phrase constructed after [...]
(Twit) er?
in another wtf moment, i logged onto twitter to find out what all the fuss is about. i thought blogging was bad, but then realised i enjoy writing about shit whether people pay attention or not. then i thought facebake was taking it a step too far until i realised that i like logging in [...]
Trampoline Boy
Another phrase for your pleasure. This was a collaborative piece with Mostlyblue and myself at the Woodstock Lounge on Saturday. All hail the Trampoline Boy. Trampoline Boy nA boy or man used as an emotional/sexual rebound to soften the blow of the demise of a serious relationship with another partner. My trampoline boy is really [...]
Dialogueing
Seapoint is full of strange people – lots of old Koogles (what is the correct spelling for that?) clawing on to their glory days of beehives and bright lipstick, Jehovah’s Witnesses handing out pamphlets of hope and happy lambs, toothless bums lying on the grass smelling like shit and booze – that sort of thing. [...]
Cunt Cowboy
Ladies and Gentlemen, Herewith a new phrase is released into the wild for your use and abuse. Cunt Cowboy n A gay man who spends an inordinate amount of time with straight woman, supporting their heterosexual tendencies towards stupid straight men.(opp. Fag Hag) This word is not TM’d but should be because it’s so beautiful.
